hors d'ouevres

Tray passed, seated, or have our skilled servers toss them into your guest's open mouths.



Perfect for those times when your guests are hungry and you Just Cant Even with that shit. 


Seated Dinners

Go ahead, you sackless wonder, order the chicken option so that we may mock you.  


drop off cuisine

When you're crazy enough to throw a party but too cheap to pay for servers.